This is my first lame attempt at submitting something at Cracked.
Contest link: http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/190454/24200-image-macro-contest-awesome-real-sexromance-tips
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http://www.sanglucci.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/AmerBeauty_070Pyxurz.jpg
http://conscious-transitions.com/its-not-what-you-think/
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http://betanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/indifferent-not-listening-ignoring-wife-woman-husband-man-600×411.jpg
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2873728/Proof-men-really-selective-hearing-Study-finds-average-bloke-switches-just-six-minutes-chatting-half-pays-attention-15-minutes-talking-sport-mates.html