I am a big (indirect/emotional) supporter of the arts, so when my friend Kristen said she had re-written the words to the song “All the Single Ladies” to sing about cereal, that’s just something I had to read! It was so funny that I asked her permission, which she very kindly granted, to share it with the world (or… just you, mom).
Here it is. The worldwide premiere of All the Cereal Ladies.
Click here for the link to the real song, so you can sing along
All the Cereal Ladies
by Kristen♫♪ All the cereal ladies (7x) ♫♪
♫♪ Now put your spoons up
Up in the cupboard, I just woke up
I’m thinking ’bout my Boo Berry
You decided to eat, you don’t want Wheaties
Cuz they taste just like eating paste
Do you want Kix or Cookie Crisp
Don’t worry ’bout nutrition
I tried crispix and wheetabix
Ya can’t beat a bowl of trix ♫♪[Chorus]
♫♪ Cuz if you liked it then you should have put some milk on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put some milk on it
Don’t be sad if you can’t find the prize in it
If you liked it then you shoulda put some milk on it ♫♪♫♪ whoa oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat (x2) ♫♪
[Chorus]
♫♪ Cuz if you liked it then you should have put some milk on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put some milk on it
Don’t be sad if you can’t find the prize in it
If you liked it then you shoulda put some milk on it ♫♪♫♪ I got Pops on my lips and some Golden Crisp
Wonder what happened to the 80s themes
Ghostbusters, Mr. T and Smurfs
I really think about these things
I need no granola, did I mention
Don’t worry ’bout nutrition
Cuz Cracklin Oat Bran,
Chex, or Raisin Bran
Can be eaten on another day ♫♪[Chorus]
♫♪ Cuz if you liked it then you should have put some milk on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put some milk on it
Don’t be sad if you can’t find the prize in it
If you liked it then you shoulda put some milk on it ♫♪♫♪ whoa oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat (x2) ♫♪
♫♪ Don’t treat me to omlettes and bagels
I’m not that kind of girl
Cap’n Crunch is what I prefer, what I deserve
Is Flutie Flakes for me, Frosted Flakes in me
And delivers me bowls of Cheerios, I want Cheerios from the box
Put it in my stomach
And make them Honey Nut
If you don’t, I’ll eat Honeycomb
Or whatever I’ve got at home ♫♪♫♪ All the cereal ladies (7x) ♫♪
♫♪ Now put your spoons up
whoa oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat (x2) ♫♪[Chorus]
♫♪ Cuz if you liked it then you should have put some milk on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put some milk on it
Don’t be sad if you can’t find the prize in it
If you liked it then you shoulda put some milk on it ♫♪♫♪ whoa oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat oat (x2) ♫♪
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