“I am Number Four” Jokes

I just saw the preview to the new movie I am Number Four. It was all going well until I got to the name of the movie: I am Number Four.

Immediately a billion jokes at the expense of that name came pouring into my head. My favorite were:

• The sequel would be “I am Number Five”
• This movie could be about the corporate world (more like “I am a number”)
• Alternate title: “I wasn’t even good enough to make it on the top 3”
• Alternative title: “Thank God I’m not Number 2”

I’m sure I could think of a few more, but these were right off the top of my head. Needless to say: what an awful title for a movie!!!!!!

Here’s the trailer, if you’re curious:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5djHG3hPu0]

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